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Report: Metro To Avoid Service Cuts With Slides
1In an effort to stave off million in service cuts, Metro has decided to replace escalators headed in a downward direction with plastic slides.
This change will allow faster access to the train platforms, reduce escalator/shoelace incidents, and give youth an incentive to ride public transit.
LIVE: Hilton Baltimore Announces Relocation – Hotel Site to become “Detention Center”
3BALTIMORE MD – Hilton Worldwide, operators of the Hilton Baltimore Convention Center Hotel, announced they were moving the hotel’s 757 beds to a location in Towson, MD. The hotel will be built in the “canyon” between Joppa Rd and Towson Town Center. Jim Door, owner of the Baltimore hotel franchise, states that “In Towson, we won’t have to conform to such things as “context” and “urban folk”. Instead, just a 50 minute bus ride from the heart of Downtown, we can provide what convention goers really want – a Louis Vuitton just steps away.”
The former hotel, opened just under three years ago, will become the “Baltimore Detention Center”. With room for 1514 inmates, the city can focus its resources on arresting people instead of prosecuting them. This will be in addition to the “College” near Greenmount Ave in the Old Town district. Seamus O’Shauneggsheney, head of Maryland Dept. Of Corrections – Baltimore remarked “The former Hilton met our needs perfectly, with a central location, expansive processing areas, and view for the guards. Amazingly, no Architectural details will need to be altered!”
Finally! Belvedere Square Complements “Zen West” with “Metal East”
0Zen West finally has an alter ego! Metal East has opened, serving refined, white-tablecloth food in an elegant, “classy” environment. Opening night will feature Miss (a sister band to Kiss) and half price fi lett mig non (a Chinese specialty). Stop by this Friday and tell them Kwasi sent you! It’s so close to Zen West, you might just miss it!